like, there’s been a ton of talk about this supposed “Tesla Phone” or “Model Pi” thing, but, honestly? It’s not even a real thing yet. I mean, Tesla hasn’t officially said anything about making a phone. But yeah, people are going crazy with these wild ideas about what it could do if it ever happens. Let’s break
it down, I guess.
First off, some folks are saying it might connect to SpaceX's Starlink satellites for, like, super-fast internet anywhere. Like, even in the middle of nowhere. That’s cool and all, but... is that even possible? Who knows. Then there’s this solar charging thing. Supposedly it’d have, like, built-in solar panels, so you could charge it just by, I dunno, leaving it out in the sun or whatever. Sounds neat, but, like, how practical is that, really?
And oh man, the Tesla car integration idea—like, controlling your Tesla straight from the phone? Changing the temperature, summoning it like some sci-fi robot car or whatever. Kinda dope, not gonna lie. People are also throwing around this Neuralink connection thing, where you could, like, control the phone with your brain or something? Okay, that just sounds crazy. Like, c’mon, are we in a movie?
not their priority right now.
But hey, if they do make a phone, you can bet it’s gonna be some next-level, futuristic, Elon-Musk-style gadget. Or maybe it’ll just be a regular phone that works better with Teslas. Who knows? Either way, it’s just talk for now, so don’t hold your breath or anything.